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Louis C.K.: Common Core Makes My Kids Cry

first_imgIt’s this massive stressball that hangs over the whole school. The kids teachers trying to adapt to these badly written notions.— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014 Look at 4 of part a. And the point isn’t that it’s too hard. Just read #4. Please. pic.twitter.com/5bnUlaXG5b— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014 Sorry. I sit with my kids as they so their HW they devour knowledge. When it’s hard they step up. Their teachers are great— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014 A huge amount of my third graders time is spent preparing for and answering questions like this. pic.twitter.com/WU5tEo8JRO— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014 “The Chappelle Show episode has given me ten times more attention and street cred among young people than everything I did in my life put together,” says Naison, “and to see it used as the basis of a skit on SNL was an incredible thrill.”Louis C.K. is now taking it even further.On Monday, as thousands lined the streets in Holbrook to protest New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo’s role in what many see as damaging and harmful Common Core standards and standardized tests, Louis C.K. sat with his third grade daughter and attempted to help her with her math homework.And it wasn’t funny.So, he took his frustrations with Common Core to the Twittersphere. My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014The answer is complicated and a point of contention among many anti-Common Core advocates, such as Naison. The authors of the Common Core state standards do not count among them any with significant classroom teaching experience, charge critics, and lack expertise with childhood development. Pile on a competitive “race” for federal funding and what you have looks like this: This is one of my favorites. Also for third graders. Who is writig these? And why? pic.twitter.com/xUBVIxE6WU— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014center_img Sign up for our COVID-19 newsletter to stay up-to-date on the latest coronavirus news throughout New York If imitation is the biggest form of flattery, consider comedian Louis C.K. Dr. Mark Naison’s biggest fan.Naison, who goes by the moniker Notorious Ph.D, is a professor of history and chair of African and African-American Studies at Fordham University and co-founder of the anti-Common Core coalition Badass Teachers Association (aka BAT). He’s also the author of the upcoming book Badass Teachers Unite, which explores education, history and activism, and is perhaps one of the most outspoken, and colorful, critics of the Obama administration’s controversial education reform. A white guy with a focus on black history and culture is obviously ripe for parody, and nobody laughed harder when Louis C.K. embodied his persona on a Saturday Night Live skit last month called “Black Jeopardy.”“Hell, Louis C.K. even called the character Mark!” Naison tells the Press. “I got at least 300 Facebook messages about that within a day the show appeared.” Naison is no stranger to comedy. In fact, Louis C.K. adopted this character from Naison’s 2004 appearance on Chappelle’s Show, in a skit called, “I Know Black People”—a game show where contestants had to answer questions about African-American culture. Naison’s question—“Is pimping easy?”—nailed it. these questions btw were not written by her teacher. they were on a standardized test. written by pearson or whoever the hell— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 29, 2014 Chappelle’s ShowGet More: Comedy Central,Funny Videos,Funny TV Shows “Why night you want each picture to stand for more than 1 balloon?” Yet again I must tell my kid “don’t answer it. It’s a bad question”— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 28, 2014 Okay I’m done. This is just one dumb, fat parent’s POV. I’m pissed because I love NYC public schools. mice, lice and all.— Louis C.K. (@louisck) April 29, 2014Parents across Long Island and the nation have been very publicly—and vehemently—protesting these seemingly incomprehensible homework problems. Even Comedy Central funnyman-turned-recently named Late Show With David Letterman successor Stephen Colbert joined in.Critics’ questions for the politicians who’ve been responsible for the standards’ shoddy implementation and nonsensical homework made from unintelligible modules provided from the state site EngageNY—developed and maintained by the New York State Education Department—cross political lines. Even Democrats who largely support Gov. Andrew Cuomo and President Barack Obama have come out almost unanimously against Common Core and standardized testing. In what has become an alarmingly polarizing political atmosphere, this issue has brought together progressives with conservatives, libertarians with liberals, Democrats with Republicans.They all have in common a uniting thread shared by Louis C.K.: They’re all parents. “After spending the last year fighting Common Core and uncontrolled testing and having Louis C.K. talk about the same things on Twitter. That was just AMAZING,” Naison beams. “It makes me feel that all of us out in the trenches—the parents, the teachers, the courageous students—were not sacrificing in vain. We are going to win. We are going to stop this machine and push it back! And bring creativity and joy back into the classrooms. The same kind of joy that Louis C.K. and Dave Chappelle bring to television!“Our children need that joy!” he adds. “They deserve that joy! And our teachers need to be freed to convey it to them!”last_img read more

I Was Better Than Messi Or Ronaldo – Brazilian World Cup Star

first_imgFormer Brazilian striker Romario has said that he is better than both Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo in the art of goalscoring.Romario, 51, who was the star of the 1994 FIFA World Cup in the US, admitted both players are the best in the world but then pointed out that he was a better goalscorer than either of them.He made this known in a chat with popular media outlet Globoesporte. Romario said: “In scoring goals, I was better than both Messi and Romario. More than twice as good.”“It’s true, though, they have different characteristics to the ones I had.“Today, along with Neymar, they are the best in the world. They have achieved many titles, but leaving modesty aside, I can say that even though they have won many Ballons d’Or, in that area I’m still better.”On whether they could achieve his career tally of 1003 goals, he said: “They’re both over 30, so it will be very difficult.”Lionel Messi and Cristiano Ronaldo have ruled the world of football for the better part of the last decade winning the last nine World Player of the Year awards in the process.RelatedLuka Modric Rode on The Waves of Good Fortune To Win The Ballon d’OrDecember 4, 2018In “England”Vinicius Jr Reveals Reasons For Joining Real Madrid And Breaks The Ronaldo-Messi Comparison TableMarch 20, 2019In “Spain”Mourinho Snubs Ronaldo and Messi, Names Football’s ‘GOAT’April 26, 2020In “Featured”last_img read more